Monologues from your favorite Disney characters in the movies we all know and love. Oh, I remember the big blow well. Weve known each other a long time and weve seen each other through lifes ups and downs. Angela and I are more like sisters. I wouldnt be stressed to step in his acid reflux secretions. Pristine, Miss. The professor called my parents to inform them I was kicked out. Why does Sky have to be such a gossiper with her amazing looks and gorgeous hair, although she is still a four eyes, but I guess I cant say anything (points to glasses). Do you not catch the tiny clamour, Busy click of an elfin hammer, Voice of the Lepracaun singing shrill As he merrily plies his trade.. His son was famously the inspiration for the character of Christopher Robin and his stuffed animals, the inspiration for the other characters. ! Its my mom calling. You cannot convict me or my linguini. My mind rushes with thoughts as I picture a nice warm home with bedrooms, a kitchen, Baos, todo. Okay God, take me know. But if I could magically have that perfect day, it really wouldnt matter the location. You could be deeply, sincerely, insanely sorry for the smallest thing, and I wouldnt believe you. Like most small boys Christopher Robin has toy animals to play with, and they all live together in a wonderful world of make-belief. For me, my name means long Ukrainian songs. Now I never knew this, so here I am warning you after all this happened. (Picks up a heart shaped box of chocolates.) Do come in and make yourselves comfortable. My scars are beautiful. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. Im a liar *huhm* Well Im certainly something. A white-hot flash far away and everywhere, and my body in the air and then nothing. Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic. You need to memorize this before the interview starts (Phone rings. Up, down, up When I up, down, touch the ground It puts me in the mood, Up, down touch the ground In the mood (smack, smack) for food, I am stout, round and I have found, Speaking poundage wise, I improve my appetite When I exercise. The sky used to be blue. And its HUGE! And the jury! I pretend to love my job, since I work for less than minimum wage, and my boss would fire me if I even suggested a raise. And it says: "Help! [Christopher Robin] Don't worry, Pooh! [Piglet] Now, you've been here before. We all learned that lesson too late. How great you are for helping out that disabled boy. [Pooh] Oh yes, that reminds me, happy Windsday Owl! This isnt real- no this cant be real. Your ignorance has driven me to my breaking point! No. Okay, calm down. He has a dog with scraggly fur and only three legs. Back in the day, if we wanted to go to space, we had to build our own rocket ship. I love you. THAT took forever. (Exaggerated wink.) NO. I thought it was normal to be scared around food. She wasnt even conscious. I grabbed my surfboard and broke into a sprint across the beach; I could feel the ocean spray before I reached the water. People start to ask you questions, like Why do you have a chart? and Why were you in the guidance counselors office? And they dont say it, but you know theyre thinking Is something wrong with her?. Mr. Dont Feel Like Teaching today. By: Liam Cantin, Age 12, Quebec, Canada Description: A middle aged dog is determined to not like babiesEspecially not the one his human parents have brought home. The inside of my mirror looked nothing like what I expected it to be. Placing her aged hands on my shell and lifting, she looked inside and saw my true beauty. Or maybe I would be at yet another early-morning practice, the kind where you moan and complain about the freezing water and your aching legs, but you wouldnt want to be anywhere else in the world. Yeah. Maybe a source of anxiety could become a source of joy. 4. Even though hes my best friend, we have sort of a love/hate relationship. Well, if we can't pull you out Pooh, perhaps we can push you back. (Speaks like talking to a dog) Good boy. Or, at least I was. (yawns) I am not tired! Adieu. My stupid ankle! Its important?Well, go ahead. Ill be out in a minute! I dont feel any pain about that. Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh my, heavens to Betsy. From there, its just me, the asphalt and the sky. It turns out, in the middle of my most desperate moment, my mirror self was wreaking some serious havoc in my life by being mean to everyone and destroying my reputation! Im a bit American and bit Polish! Medicine is not magic, I guess. By: Sarah Catherine M., Madison, Alabama, USA; Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A girls battle between darkness and light is abruptly interrupted by her mom. Id guess you like to feel that way; some kind of all holy, selfless being. But strangely, the one friend I have come to entrust this weird title was once my arch nemesis. Honestly, this wasnt what I was expecting. Nope. Pooh: Oh! You thought the cheating would stop after I went to college? Everyone's scared of Tiggers. The bus is late. Second Place Winner By: Karina Robles Leyva, Age 14, California, USA Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: Caroline writes a letter to an old friend. (beat) Im going to ignore her. (Very awkward this, it keeps going wrong.) You'll find the enchanted neighborhood of Christopher's childhood days Turn that frown upside down and see what Eeyore has to say: It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it., If it is a good morning, which I doubt., Might take a day or two, but I'll find a new one., I'd say thistles, but nobody listens to me, anyway., Sure is a cheerful color. Mom comforted me, and then she planned what we would do about my mirror self. Precisely, I say, it's over here my good fellow. But that would be fatal, so thats super unrealistic. This is gonna be a piece of cake. I tried to be brave and said Youre right! Jaaasssooon Jason! But those splotches and blotches are a part of me. Mom, Santa came! That would feel sooo good. Buther. I mean he makes us wear these ridiculous Pinnocchio outfits and sing while we work, while he sits on his big fat butt watching the weather channel. From your Love, -Catherine and baby Jake. That's what I'm asking myself, where? You know, just to ask them a few questions like wheres the nearest hardware store, oh and if Theo has any cameras at his house. Lets just say copy and paste is the best thing ever created. I heard them talking about burying us tomorrow. Da. In this scene, she is attending her high school reunion and feels the need to defend her life choices. Genre: Dramatic, (The actor should pantomime driving a car and being pulled over. Cmon man! I want things to change once we get our own house. Your melting. No one sees me. (LogOut/ [Narrator] Well, let's turn the page and find out. Until death do us part? But how do I know for sure? Rest in peace little Missy, my pretty kitty, Ill never forget you. Marilyn Monroe was a celebrity. Hey! I can afford implantssee? And I know one step is all it would take for me to finally, truly fly. Sign up to unveil the best kept secrets in poetry, Home Alan Alexander Milne Poem by Eeyore. Why do you do this to our family Lord? Teachers like to read stuff like that, right? Okay, so this morning, my nine-year-old twin sisters, Rose and Emile, just walked into my room, without knocking, stole my cardigan, lipstick, necklaces, and mascara, then walked out. I tried thinking of something to say, as if choosing the right words would save his life but. I shouldnt joke about that. I am so lost. He was trying to kill me, I swear! Christopher! I used to always yap and moan about her Earth, Wind and Fire, but thats just what girls do to their mothers. I consulted my solicitor. Not one drop! Hes mostly harmless beyond the thumping on the head thing. I didnt know, but my mom, she is a genius. No rest for the wicked. I ask about the scars. What villain has a cat? The only time I can escape is in my dreams. [Tigger] Heffalumps and Woozles, Heffalumps and Woozles steal honey, beware, beware! Really, I just have to get these words out of my system. She will make it impossible to get anything done. Why did you have to bring home pizza? (Melody, furious, walks up to Mrs. Wright to talk about the winter musical audition.) Yes, mom I know, I was there and you werent. Pooh: What do you think, Christopher Robin? (turns around and sighs) Fiddlesticks. What the hell Suzanne! You now have to stay there for six months of the year. But the thing is, I love Hades. Im in the bird watching club at school. I ate 700 calories worth of pancakes. Chorus:Deep in the hundred acre wood where Christopher Robin plays. I figured it out when the teachers started pulling me aside and making special charts for me to help me finish my work. But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers. Hello? It was getting late, so I started to hitchhike. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic. You dont understand how many times Ive heard this kind of thing already. Most people dont take teenagers seriously. You have two parents who love you, who are always there. It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it. We can at least try. Miss Fortune would never strike at a time when another contestant was supposedly answering a question about what they would supposedly do if they won the supposed titleand the entire audience was in tears about her heartwarming answer. I can hardly believe it. Hmm okay, thats funny. I remember drinking chocolate milk while she drank coffee. Are you there? His lack of intelligence gets in the way of everything, and I have to act dumb with him just to make him feel better. Your mind travels to so many places and everythings fine. Everyone thinks I am a cheater. Im tired of sacrificing my identity just to make your life a little more comfortable. Nah. You deserve more than a daughter like me. There, feeling better? Lemme tell you the truth about this whole Three Little Pigs thing. Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff You shall live with me! Like THE ugliest shoes on the planet. I really mean it, I do. I only called him Sticky Ricky when I was angry with him. Thanks for remembering. We should totally do that! Definitely not! My paper is still blank. The White House announced that singer Justin Timberlake is slated to perform there on April 9th as part of a celebration for Memphis Soul music. The zoo is closed? Its makes me a whole lot of chunky, with a side of smooth. So, every day, the class would figure out what language it was, type it into google translate, and read the instructions. One day, they had a special lottery offer. I realized that my younger brother, Colin, is taller than me. I dont like disco. A little bit gross. Maybe fifteen. Is thatohmyohmyTAMALES! Third Place Winner! Every single aspect of it. Lights it.) Thats why I thought the Statue of Liberty would make a nice girl friend. Now Pooh being a bear of very little brain decided to invite the new sound in. The last time we texted was when you sent me a message wishing me a Happy Birthday. You were my first friend you know? Have you seen the creepy stuff thats down there? Me? If not me, at least Violet Little, (Calming down a bit) even though her accent was more on the Australian side, but maybe thats because she is Australian, I dont really remember. The troll grunts something unintelligible and pulls your pencil out of his pocket. As I entered high school, the cheating became serious business. Hay, hes guapo! And tomorrow, if I am not imprisoned, our company will honour our ancestors, and our nation, by unveiling our sausage filled ravioli, sausoli, patent pending. Winners are chosen monthly and featured on this page. I walked six miles home in my new heels because I knew that if I ever stepped foot in a car it would probably explode. I heard Julie hit someone with a bat. Theres this one song and I think it goes like this, A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido. I think maybe the band members were poor and couldnt read or write because also, their clothes look like they came from the free box. Ill roll over in the gutter here. What did I ever do to deserve this kind of pain and hurt? Brock: Okay. Hello, and welcome to Fencing 101. You feel yourself panic, the waves getting bigger and bigger! The pitchthe crack of the bat the stadium goes silent he dives out and catches it! So, I walk up to the first little porkers house to welcome him to the neighborhood. These symptoms fit the criteria for the psychological disorder known as chronic dysthymia, or depression. Call me Mara, because the Almighty has sent me great sorrow. Where I come from, there are basically two groups, and I realized that I dont belong to either of those groups. Now when Pooh heard his Pooh-coo clock (pooh-coo, pooh-coo, pooh-coo, pooh-coo, pooh-coo, pooh-coo, pooh-coo, pooh-coo) he knew it was time for something, but he was a bear of very little brain, so when he thought he thought in the most thoughtful way he could think. Its kinda creepy I cant even re-freeze without being sure shes not looking. Youre busy? It was important, I remember. I would never stop, and I couldnt, I thought. But now everybody knows about me because of Aladdin. So, this is the way it ends for me. Genre: Comedy. I guess Im ready to talk about it. Christopher Robin: Many happy returns, Eeyore! Welcome to a world of fantasy, music and magical entertainment! (mocking her in falsetto) Oh, Mr. Archibald, thats a circuit breaker! Theres another one! Well I think its safe to assume that I have something to tell you all. Get your act together! Mom and dad will be home soon. Genre: Comedic. Why? But I guess we cant go back in time, can we? Third Place Winner! First Place Winner! I was always just walking to get somewhere, never just to wander off into some cave and get bit by I dont even wanna know, or throw a rock over a seagulls head in order to get the piece of bagel it was going to steal from me, or have to drive around to the nearest beach to catch a bath before families started coming in and setting up their volleyball nets. Everyone has to face the consequences of their actions and I guess I have to face mine too, no matter what it may be. (Pause) When I look around and realize that the world hasnt come to an end yet and the buildings around me are still standing and people are still living, thats what I realize what I have to do: get out of bed, throw away the crumbled junk food wrappers along with the tear-soaked tissues, and put on my best clothes and go out and live. Next thing I know, Im working for NASA. And the worst part is that its a boy! Truly saw me. Did you know I changed my name? The scene opens with the actor pantomiming playing a video game. Then, he said the next time that I do something like that, hell break up with me. Really? First Place Winner! Kidnapping the Mayor? He pushed her into the mantel, and I watched it all happen. My self-esteem has gone down, and half of the time I dont even want to show up to school or be seen at a store or a mall. It was Max! Here we go again. First Place Winner! What are some challenges actors face when transitioning from stage to television or film? Sometimes, stuff gets swept away, you know. Balloons are much too big to go into a----. [Christopher Robin] Silly old bear, here, give me your paw. This got me thinking about myself, and all the things that have shaped me; They are like the creeks and rivers of my life and I am that big body of water. Everyone laughed. My eyes are closed. And it's got something in it too! I hope I can give her strength when she needs it. So I do care, so I'll climb there, And Pooh rolled and rolled until he was black all over. Judging by the way both of these people acted, I think that they had some secret connection. Or would you go forward and take the unknown future and be whisked away to a place where everything could be totally new like a fresh start? Can I be that for him, forever? I mean pledge means promise, right? Not to mention that my mom would kill me. They just see innocent brown eyes and a slim figure. Ive been saying the pledge since I was five years old, but I never really thought about it until this exact moment. The bill that I was supposed to pay for with the money that I was supposed to win from this competition. Turns out because of that little scuffle he started to verbally abuse George, but she still wouldnt leave him. I cant make any friends, cant fall in love, or be loved, and I cant even walk into town without everyone around me turning into garden ornaments. Ive been doing it all my life; its not a great trait to have. Mom never liked that. [Eeyore] It might take a day or two, but I'll find a new one. I didnt understand what I was feeling, I loved dancing, but I was always told that I would never make it. She was like (Turns dramatically to the side, lowers glasses and hunches over, shaking a finger, mimicking granny.) I didnt know wed have to practice auditioning. Everything makes sense now. No? My parents did not take the news well at the time, and they didnt really help. That doesnt concern me! You both should get back to school and when you guys have left home, I will too. (Moves as if in the dark, opens a drawer. Im talking about the monsters who hide in sheeps clothing and then rip out with snapping teeth. What have I done to deserve this? By: Micaela E., Los Alamitos, CA, Age 16 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: Elena confides in a friend about a crime she committed. I talked to her. Thats bad, I know. Finally, no more feelings of fear and terror. She got calls for weeks after that praising my academic achievements. Everyone who came through the door was sad grieving, crying uncontrollably. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. What was that? Somebody call for excavation expert? In the mood (smack, smack) for food, Shes okay, and he didnt want to alarm us. I want to scatter brightly colored feathers for little girls to find in parks. Anyways he said the tailgate was open and he saw there was stuff in the back and he didnt want it falling out on me. I could be healthy tomorrow. Youve got to find that guy. Second Place Winner! I can see it in your eyes straight away you're one of us. Except for that other ticket of course. Like most small boys, Christopher Robin has toy animals to play with and they lived together in a wonderful world of make believe. Like eighty? He was too busy killing my mom. Genre: Dramatic. Yeah, weve all heard it, Penelope. Cerritos Mall No, sir crocs are not a 911 emergency, however I do appreciate your concern because they truly are a real FASHION CRIME. Thats the Greek word for hello, for your information. Of course, I didnt do it because its a computer. But Rabbit, I wasn't going to eat it. If you ask me, I think it was the gas station attendant. All I know is that today, this day, is my first birthday. Is he gone? Hes the one for me. Well, it did, and the face painting stand in front of the store saw me as easy prey immediately. The law office. I saw her hand the salesman a small piece of paper with no words. I rushed to their room and saw him hovering over her, hitting her over and over. I know. (A teen delivers a eulogy at a podium in a packed church. The white clock on the wall is mocking me. Genre: Dramatic, Her life didnt go as planned but no one will ever understand I wish I could have held her hand and told her everything was going to be ok Because she always lived in pain Yet she never complained I saw that face she made whenever she heard that name Because she remembered that day And tried to hold in that pain That felt like rain And she tried to play the same But she knew it wasnt going away Until she coped with the pain and let the pain heal itself away She is very inspiring to me From what I see Because everyone left her all alone With no place to go No one knows what shes been through on the inside Because she hides what she feels Too afraid to reveal People might judge her But they dont know her like I do And what shes been through So dont judge someone without knowing them on the inside And what theyve been through, First Place Winner! I dropped it on the other side, and it came out on this side. What are you doing, mommy? I asked. Plus, Eeyores uncertainty about the whole situation makes it harder to understand and all the more amusing because of it. Ill just be sitting there in class, and my brain will start creating a story, and Ill feel like I have to draw the characters. Im going to die! Youll find out mighty quick that Im a force to be reckoned with. I tell him that he is the only person on the street that Ill give money to. Its easy to get strange around here. Suddenly she fell and was being attacked by a man in a dark mask. Like forever, forever? By: Hedy Z., Texas, USA, Age 17 Description: A utensil in a kitchen drawer has an identity crisis. The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow Pdf Scholastic, I understand that I am interviewing you for the accountant position here. Just listen to what Im about to say, okay? Im keeping it! Saying hi on the way to class. What if you wake up every day feeling like you just want to disappear, sink into a cloud of nothing? Which most dogs are. Its not like I intentionally hit her. I wasnt surprised. I would get a job. Leslie? Well, for instance, it means that each person is unique. (turns to the friend) Youre dead to me! But I dont let that stuff define me. Wait a minute, thats it! You were old. Its a a blackout? [Rabbit] Oh, no, not that. And two years later, it gets run over and your parents try to tell you that he ran away, but you heard them talking about how nice the man was to come tell you. Im the Golden Boy! Who doesnt want to be like Elizabeth Bennet? Mom, I wish you were here so that I could talk to you. Does he make you happy? My door has a knob instead of a handle! (pause) Im sorry I went away to University. She deserves it. Ha! I hope you understand. Whats it going to do to me? I thought I could always tell what they were saying, always know what they meant. endobj
Nice location. Oh, hallo, am I glad to see you? You know, heroin will give you everything, but youve got to be prepared to give everything to heroinand I did. (shows hand and points to both ankles) No, I dont know why! Sometimes, when I see the nurses running by with patients on gurneys, or when I hear heart monitors making that long beeping sound, I wonder if that will happen to me. A machine. (pause) I have been her protector since I came here. Everything is so tiny. I opened the windows and watered your plants. The next day when the computer asked me to order it food, I didnt question it and ordered that food right away. Leslie? What good is chocolate anyway? Im begging you Jayla. Starting at seven I dont think that was meant to be my path. Troll spit. You though, youve been through so much. Sarah? So, salad, or pizzasalad or pizza. Riddle me this why should an innocent teenager be bombarded with all of this, this pink, red, artificial, sugary sweetness when just going to the store to pick up some Doritos? By: Amira Reid, Age 16, Ontario, Canada Description: A teen talks to her mom about how her life is far from normal. Ooh! She didnt believe me. At a time like this, she is just sitting there reading? I dont know, but Im this dogs parent now. Yeah, Im in high school. By: Emma Lugo, Age 13, USA Description: A spoken word piece reflecting on the speakers mother who lived in foster care. No, I have not. Todays date is April 5th, 2040. [Christopher Robin] Cheer up, Pooh bear, we're coming. Southern California Wind Forecast, Well, because my mother told me that itll make me sound smart! Now Pooh had some very unusual adventures and they all happened right here in the Hundred Acre Wood. Theres a small gas leak in the spaceships cooling system, which makes a high-pitched squeaking noise. Ok, kids. He didnt deserve this he had a family, and friends, and a future, he had a life. Not very Devon is it? I say. I woke up in a familiar place. Things are bad, to say the least. Money, designer clothes, loving family. 'Poem by Eeyore' by A.A. Milne is a thirty-seven line poem that is contained within a single stanza of text. Even in the last days of his life all he could think about was you. When I was in high school I was big on theater, but not especially momolouges. Ive been dieting and trying new styles just to make people like me more. Winnie the Pooh This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Sharing our time together, watching me in the shower, sitting with me on the toilette. Who really wants to know that much about the 13th president of the US? I tell her that I miss all the attention I used to get from people., the times when I didnt even think to worry what other people thought of me. Genre: Dramatic. That was MY pencil you ate, Jeffrey Dahmer! What?! I think I shall come down. Im trying. I saw her on the edge of her balcony. Nothing! But shes great. (pause) Man. (beat) I cant remember what it said. Im livin the good life. The world is cruel. By:Philip G., Age 13, New Mexico, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen wishes to overcome his/her fears. Well, let me tell you something, life isnt all what you see in the movies. Hey man, bring ya red nose over here AYE MAN, I said bring ya RED NOSE over here! I could get hit by a car, robbed, kidnapped, attacked by an animal, or contract a disease. Oh crap I have a file?! Well, okay, fine. I bare my scars and my breaks and let people see what I am. Help! Third Place Winner! Last night, I had a dream. I even keep myself clean, and I would never, ever roll around in stinky stuff in the yard, or chew on dirty socks and then lick the humans. See, Im not crazy. You get up every day before the sun rises. By: Annelise M., New York, NY, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A mother tells her teenage daughters to stay in school and to not make the same mistakes she did. Willy nilly silly old bear [Christopher Robin] What a pity! It sounds like a blow-torch. What did I just say? Ill stay on the line with you until the police get to your house. Im living in dirt, surrounded by dead people! How I can fix it before everyone around me notices how hard I am to be around. Narrator: So off Piglet trotted in one direction, and in the other direction went Pooh with his jar of honey. And I was always the one to clean up the mess. Mom. The power is out. Today is my birthday. Ive been wanting to tell you about all this pain and numbness that I feel will never go away. I created them. (waits for a response) Yeah I didnt think so. Well, live and learn. Actually, Im surprised I havent driven myself up a wall yet. Im starting to regret bringing him on this mission, because that was the only pillow NASA packed for me. Yeah, Im okay. Oh, did I make you cry? Black And White Botanical Drawings, That spells Tigger. You are a monster. It obviously wasnt my fault because why would I do things that would upset her on purpose? (Rolls eyes and slaps forehead.) I try not to have any real friends; they just judge me drag me down. When you mutter like that, Pooh, we can't have a productive discourse about the situation. I never thought of that. They say the worst things happen to the best people, but I disagree. Thats the bell tower; its 2 oclock! What if I fall in, what happens then? I was pushing myself again thanks to the actors studio and UCLA. Today. He's a hefty happy Pooh. Actually, in grade six I was voted most likely to end up working at Walmart, so who cares about skills when the people have spoken! I was getting better. 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